Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Comments (399)
darkmis1 18
For all the people saying that urine is sterile, you're idiots-you do know it's possible to have something like a UTI, right........or worse. Who would want that on them.
BaldOuting 0
lazy ass.
ohhemmgee33 0
ok this is probably her point of view. today, when my boyfriend was in the shower and i wanted to be funny so i tried to scare him. As i opened the curtain he ******* pissed on my dress.FML
liveitlearnit 0
lmao I love how everyone's freaking out about his peeing in the shower. Doesn't everyone do that? I mean, come on. What do you guys do? Get out and pee?
mooseman 0
#99 - You essentially just pulled one of these: http://explosm.net/comics/1682/
Omg666_fml 0
#137...erm...YES?
Devin_Duke 0
Nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. Saves time and it saves water. Plus, people here are talking about how the water draining from the shower "isn't treated properly" Excuse me, but shower water MUST be treated, because it's disgusting. People wash their bodies with that water, and all the dirty runoff from your body goes down the drain with the rest of the water, so how is peeing in the shower a problem?
fireandice92 0
Jesus christ! Peeing in the shower isn't bad! Its sweat, its sterile and I'm a chick.
fmlAllStar7274 0
#128 FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant believe you actually got the man part 100% right... I thought I was the only one... now I am reasured :)
JPTITANX 0
It's called a toilet and it was invented for a reason