Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Cerataphora 0
Health experts everywhere agree, nothing wrong with pissing in the tub.
fudgerz 0
whoops.. 164*
amykillswitch 0
She got owned big time haha. =) I I have to pee while I'm taking a shower, I just go. It gets washed away anyway so who really gives a shit. It's not like your bathing in your own piss. Like #165 said, pee is sterile. Your toothbrush and toilet seat have more bacteria then pee. It saves money on water too. #172 Microbiology is one of those classes that can teach you a lot of useful stuff. I was glad I took it.
Sleepwalker418 0
#44, All water goes to a waste treatment plant. Do you think that when women shower when they have their period that it's not treated? That's filthy. Use common sense once in a while, it helps.
PureGold 0
#173 (fudgers) - If you look at my profile, you'll see I don't have a life. Yes, I should get one, but you're not telling me, or anyone else on FML, something they don't know. I'm semi-kidding though, I do semi-have a life, but today is the last weekend of my senior year of high school, and I'm trying to finish the very last assignment of the year, which is due tomorrow. So being the major procrastinator I am, I'm on this site instead of working xP. Hence the reason I took the time to type all of that out. The next few weekends will just filled with with graduation parties and job-hunting lol. Ooh weird haha...my last post is 165 now :P
killuhb 0
Peeing in the shower is normal and an amazing feeling. And saves toliet paper ;) O.p. She can join now ;)
kittypot 0
good point, #179. i hadn't thought of that. #178- lol my prof would go on for like 20 minutes about why women should pee after they have sex and stuff like that. both awkward and entertaining.
defsdgdh 4
Lmao #3
lifesucks960 0
i moderated this one
themixedt4pe 0
#165 ftw! I'm a girl, and I don't really think peeing in the shower is that gross, so long as it's your own shower. If it's a dorm shower, or a friend's shower, that's pretty disgusting, but what you want to do in your own shower is your business (no pun intended). It does save water, it gets washed away almost instantly, and it's certainly not going to kill anybody sterile or not. FHL though... but SDI too, since scaring people in the shower is a very bad and dangerous idea for SO many reasons.