Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML
Today, my wife went into the bathroom at Walmart. Being almost sure there was no one else in there, I stood around the corner to scare her. As the door opened, I jumped around the corner and scared an innocent woman to so badly she peed herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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funsize003 0
did it "piss" her off? ahahah
FreddyLunch 0
That'll teach her.
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Lizzy86 0
pee is 95% water, but the rest are chemicals the body wants to get rid of, like Urea which is toxic. people who say its 'sterile' need to get thier facts straight. and boys who wee in the shower most likely do not clean thier own shower. anyway F your gf's L.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
because toxic stuff can't be sterile, right?
Ici_fml 0
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30646209/ This gives a (what I consider) reliable, factual answer to the debate. ANYWAY. Not really FML, but SDI. Don't scare people in the shower. If someone did that to me, I'd probably spazz, slip, and hurt myself.
Morokea 0
Morokea 0
#165 bravo! In any case, I don't think YDI, but FHL so hard. At least she learned her lesson...
blafollette 0
That's funny shit
Whaleass 0
#165 - Wouldn't the uric acid also kill germs?
kittypot 0
#165- "sterile" means free of bacteria and such, not non-toxic. pee is sterile. also, urea IS relatively safe. our bodies don't want it, but we can drink the amount that's in pee without getting sick. #164 wins on this one. everyone else- take a microbiology class.
ilaughatfmls2 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha it's more like SDI
fudgerz 0
gross.. is it really that hard to go in the toilet 2 feet away? #146 needs to get a life.
ilaughatfmls2 0
LOL u tell em #164