By probablyadopted1 - 04/05/2016 16:39 - United States - Houston

Today, my family savagely mocked me to the point of tears, all for using "big", "fancy" words like "accommodations" and "hospitality". FML
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DeadxManxWalking 27

look at all the big fancy accomodations that you require in order to function. the hospitality is unfathomable.

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Sometimes I use big words that I don't understand to sound photosynthesis.

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aaaAAAHHHH 3

I actually made this joke once at work... My coworkers didn't get it.

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ChrisA12 6

Eh, vocabulary skills are important but around the right people, if you use a bunch of more sophisticated words around people who wouldn't usually use those words you'll sound like a condescending asshole

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DeadxManxWalking 27

look at all the big fancy accomodations that you require in order to function. the hospitality is unfathomable.

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doraquiexplore 13

I see where you get your screen name from

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zykrithium 22

Yeah so much for that Texan hospitality...

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DizazterPiece 13

People like to discredit what they don't understand sometimes. Keep enlarging that diction of yours OP. *smiles*

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Saluriel 12

You want to enlarge the OP's diction? Pervert.

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IridianShadow 20

You should gift them a dictionary.

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Bzu123 8

people mock what they can't understand #yourawesome

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musoboy 22

I agree. Human nature tends to do that. You'd think we as western society would have grown past that. Not quite sure why you're getting downvoted, except maybe for the hashtag...?

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tarlax 11

The hashtag and the "your", definitely.

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Mathalamus 24

maybe you need a new family. a smarter one.

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Justy101 23

Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious

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Mathalamus 24

i still don't know what that word actually meant...

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Patriots21 14

No one knows what it means, but it's provocative... it gets the people going!

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Mathalamus 24

!5, i am not that bad. i think.

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Lalala579121 27

I don't think 36 has seen or heard of Mary Poppins.

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blazerman_fml 17

Awesomostatictomatosauce!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

They deserve a slap on face with a dictionary. There's no shame in your vocabulary game, OP.

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AggieMike77 12

Yeah, people in Texas are stupid... we have NASA, Texas Instruments, Dell Compiter, Raytheon (makers of fighter jets and other aircraft), Exxon (as well as other oil companies, and supply your dumb ass with the majority of your fuel), home of the most advance cardiovascular medicine in the world, etc., etc.. Dumb ass.

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Idaho_Dan 7

Was a joke based on a common stereotype but ok have fun,

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Zebediabolical 39

I'm pretty sure that every single one of those companies imports talent from the rest of North America. :D

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damn_woman 2

What a bunch of assholes. Rise above them OP

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SneakyDeath 15

When you gain enough power and experience points, you can do whatever you want to them.

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