By swedishguy - 05/10/2009 17:22 - Sweden

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Today, I was paying for coffee and accidentally touched hands with the girl behind the counter. As I was walking home, I realised that was the closest I've been to getting laid in two years. FML
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darthhamlet 0

since when is minor contact close to getting laid?!?

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jamesh15777 0

wah... i hate people who tell the world how much of a ****** they are

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warsloth 0

I'm 12 and I get more action than you... Dude get a life... No offense

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emilyandenvy 0

lmfao #43! Yeah #42 congrats on being a 12 year old s~lut

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schoolgirl1 0

same but im 11 and i bet i get more action than u

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imnotfatimchubby 0

dumass, 11 year olds don't have cabbage patch dolls. and you just said that because you want to feel like your not the only one who gets action from a doll

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rla123 0

Does anyone else realize that accidentally was spelled wrong?

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rooneyroo 0

Today I ate a bagel and it was the closest i've ever come to teaching algebra to ESL students. That makes just as much sense as the FML

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