By swedishguy - 05/10/2009 17:22 - Sweden

By swedishguy - 05/10/2009 17:22 - Sweden
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since when is minor contact close to getting laid?!?
He's saying he hasn't had any action in a long time. Ass.
Miss the point much?
uh, #1 and #23, that's the point. It's not even close to getting laid. Yet it's the closest he had to gretting laid. Too hard for you to get it?
I guess I've almost got laid every day this year when I get my girl friend's binder in Geography and we touch hands in the exchange.
People can be so stupid not understanding this
I don't think this is FML. There are lots of bad reasons for getting laid (as well as good ones) and lots of good reasons for not getting laid (as well as bad). There are plenty of FML's written by people who did get laid. Without more facts I don't see it as FML.
I agree with darth hamlet if almost getting laid is just buy touching someones hand.I alost got laid a 100 times last week at work LMAO
Fail.
I hate dumb people. even tho they entertain me(:
your funny! LOL Jks you look like an inbred albino persian sewer rat. and shootin' squirelles all day isnt a job, and touching your cousin 100 times isnt getting laid.
Cleavage ^
Don't know if this is fake, but it sure wasn't funny....
today, i got closer to getting some action than i have in the past two years. this is due to the fact that i'm probably still a virgin. but this cash register lady was pretty damn smokin. i wish i could have a threesome with two of her. FML
That's why I always wear a condom when I go to Starbucks.
Muthafucka, learn to spell. YDI
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since when is minor contact close to getting laid?!?
Miss the point much?