Love, Surprise and Animals: PTSD

PTSD

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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The opposite of a good idea

By gorokhan2 - 27/04/2020 17:00

Today, I wanted to prank my girlfriend by giving her a jump scare. Right before I tried to scare her in an empty parking lot, she turned towards me, pepper-sprayed me in the eyes and kicked me in the balls. When she realized it was me, she called me an asshole and dumped on the spot and drove away. FML

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Backfire

By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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Who are you?

By NotlovingAgain - 14/03/2022 06:00

Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML

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By Galaxy - 29/03/2014 17:03 - Belgium - Guigoven

Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 5 October 2009 23:32

you gave her a scaregasm! oh!

curlsandwhatnot 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:40

i.. i think i love you

Comments

Zer0de 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:12

Reply to this.

sublime93 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:22

♥

Ichigoner 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 0:24

Ioserr, im not goint to reply to........oh damn.

AnaMaree 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:30

I did not not reply.

greenltrn2003 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:53

me neither...either way, she quick on the draw huh?

jackkerouc9 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 3:48

Ok, OP, I wanna know. Are you from Mass or is she? Mass is bad enough without these shanagins. Can't you find a girl that you can creep on and get sprayed by wherever you are from? God I hope you arent from Mass, knowing my luck you are probably my neighbor or something.

skiier4life 1

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:36

#2, are you shoving a cob of corn down your throat?

keezyisfly 0

Friday 9 April 2010 23:30

<3 sorry though

terranada 3

Friday 27 August 2010 21:57

ydi for being a douche

tayyters 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:27

lol i hope my bf nvr does anythn tht dumb cuz he bought me sum too haha no he prlly wldnt b as romantic and tell me hes comin tho

FailFoxtrot 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:14

Idiot.

Joe2794 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:14

YDI for randomly scaring people.

plexico 3

Monday 5 October 2009 23:16

I hope the dog liked peppered nuts.

YouLostThegame 0

Monday 5 October 2009 23:20

LOL ******* haters. Get a life. Anyways.. Damn man that SUCKS but.. You have to laugh xD WTF there's a time limit between the comments I make.. That's ******... yo