PTSD

By Anonymous - 05/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/surprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 478
You deserved it 45 171

Same thing different taste

Comments

Ichigoner 0

Ioserr, im not goint to reply to........oh damn.

AnaMaree 0
greenltrn2003 0

me neither...either way, she quick on the draw huh?

Ok, OP, I wanna know. Are you from Mass or is she? Mass is bad enough without these shanagins. Can't you find a girl that you can creep on and get sprayed by wherever you are from? God I hope you arent from Mass, knowing my luck you are probably my neighbor or something.

#2, are you shoving a cob of corn down your throat?

keezyisfly 0
terranada 3
tayyters 4

lol i hope my bf nvr does anythn tht dumb cuz he bought me sum too haha no he prlly wldnt b as romantic and tell me hes comin tho

LOL ******* haters. Get a life. Anyways.. Damn man that SUCKS but.. You have to laugh xD WTF there's a time limit between the comments I make.. That's ******... yo

LOL, great way to surprise a long distance gf jumping out of the bushes and scaring her is so romantic. good thing she had the pepper spray :D

iFML2Much 0

Not the brightest idea. Maybe next time you should just do a slow-motion hug. Those are always fun. :]

Sun_Kissed18 25

Agreed, sneak hugs are way better :)

not when she thinks she's being attacked and sprays you with pepper spray

Wow... she's got really fast reactions to spray you before she realises who it is.. fair play to her. YDI

YDI FOR LACKING THE ABILITY TO CAPATALIZE THE FIRST LETTER IN THE SECOND SENTANCE THAT YOU POSTED. but fyl for being mexican.