Not a player

By Anonymous - 29/11/2022 14:00

Spicy
Today, and forever, I've never had a woman try to hit on me, so when my barista asked if I’d like to come to her place after her shift, I didn’t immediately realise she meant sex, so I actually stupidly said, “What for?” She got embarrassed and people glared at me like I was scum. FML
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CTFD, they don't think you are scum. They think you're an idiot. People feel pity for idiots and have hatred for scum. What they are more likely hating about you is that you're holding up the line!

Just like the bunk bed scene in the movie Big.

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Just like the bunk bed scene in the movie Big.

CTFD, they don't think you are scum. They think you're an idiot. People feel pity for idiots and have hatred for scum. What they are more likely hating about you is that you're holding up the line!

That's when the coffee, glass of wine, or anime figurine collection should have come into play. This lady is as bad at flirting as you are. There's still hope!