Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
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Top comments
auzz1_pride 9
Just your friendly neighborhood hobo. But honestly what an asshole to give her the thumbs down, I'm sure you're a pretty decent bloke op. FYL.
rutgersfan23 0
Haha I wonder if she listened to his advice
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Comments (88)
strawberrywine22 30
Lol just laugh it off! People tease my fiancee and me that way all the time.
peachesncreem 21
Which one of you gets the thumbs up?
Da5h0t 1
You're 15 minutes late..
KiddNYC1O 22
Ouch, burn. Lol.
ChickInGreenVans 12
Bummer.. O well..
tennisrapper1 14
Who cares what he thinks? You don't even know who he is, and his opinion most likely will never matter in the scheme of things. (I say most likely because there's always that .001% chance that the guy becomes OPs boss or something).
potpie 0
OP, grow a beard. Crazy people love beards!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"This guy's okay, but I wanna party with this guy!"
ImBrent 8
She is there with you because she wants to be, not because she has to be. I would personally take the thumbs up as a compliment. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
auzz1_pride 9
Very nice, using batman quotes.
greenie213 23
I'd like to meet that man.
Incense 3
Hilarious.
HerrBawl 4
Just because he's homeless doesn't mean he can't tell when a 5 is with an 8.
mckibben 7
Maybe he was saying your hot and she's not OP. You never know...
mikeymayhem_87 15
He may not necessarily be a hobo, but he does have a bit of a sense of humor! Sorry, OP!