Miscellaneous: Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend....

By offended - 14/06/2012 08:11 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML

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You deserved it 2 445

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By Finn - 05/07/2016 06:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML

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You deserved it 967

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 012

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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You deserved it 8 579

By theuglyfriend - 17/07/2012 06:09 - United States - Riverbank

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

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You deserved it 3 718

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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You deserved it 2 575

Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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You deserved it 1 005

True, but come on…

By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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You deserved it 2 418

By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 9 994

Oh, hai Mark!

By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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You deserved it 2 022

By ouch - 28/04/2012 06:54 - United States - Fullerton

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

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You deserved it 3 198

auzz1_pride 9

Thursday 14 June 2012 15:41

Just your friendly neighborhood hobo. But honestly what an asshole to give her the thumbs down, I'm sure you're a pretty decent bloke op. FYL.

rutgersfan23 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 15:40

Haha I wonder if she listened to his advice

Comments

strawberrywine22 30

Thursday 14 June 2012 15:54

Lol just laugh it off! People tease my fiancee and me that way all the time.

peachesncreem 21

Thursday 14 June 2012 17:54

Which one of you gets the thumbs up?

Da5h0t 1

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:24

You're 15 minutes late..

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:29

Ouch, burn. Lol.

ChickInGreenVans 12

Thursday 14 June 2012 15:57

Bummer.. O well..

tennisrapper1 14

Thursday 14 June 2012 16:03

Who cares what he thinks? You don't even know who he is, and his opinion most likely will never matter in the scheme of things. (I say most likely because there's always that .001% chance that the guy becomes OPs boss or something).

potpie 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 16:10

OP, grow a beard. Crazy people love beards!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 14 June 2012 21:29

"This guy's okay, but I wanna party with this guy!"

ImBrent 8

Thursday 14 June 2012 16:12

She is there with you because she wants to be, not because she has to be. I would personally take the thumbs up as a compliment. Some men just want to watch the world burn.