Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Creepy
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Misleading
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
Smooth
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Nice, thanks
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
True, but come on…
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Oh, hai Mark!
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Nice
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
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auzz1_pride 9
Just your friendly neighborhood hobo. But honestly what an asshole to give her the thumbs down, I'm sure you're a pretty decent bloke op. FYL.
rutgersfan23 0
Haha I wonder if she listened to his advice
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auzz1_pride 9
^ then you have no reason to say that noor tries too hard. And as for you, 56 like dubstep is a great band.
uJelly24 1
What's up with the quotation marks?
sammyluvspugs 4
Im sorry :/ It should'nt offend u too much I mean hes craycray so he probably doesn't know what hes talkin about
iloveandy143 7
Cray cray ! :)
harley50 0
I like your name op lol
kainpwnsu 19
That story is AWESOME. Thanks for the laugh.
AKGirlinSD 20
I wouldn't worry about it. My boyfriend was recruited to be a model and walked off the job 3 days in. I get told all the time that he's way too good looking to be with someone such as myself. I laugh it off and say I'm paying him lol. It's best to find humor in most situations. I'm terminally ill with a Groshong Tunnel (feeding tubes) hanging out if my chest plate. He asked me out well after I became this ill and he, often, tells me how beautiful/gorgeous/cute/sexy/pretty I am, even on the nights we spend in the ER. Even though you say you're only friends, she obviously likes your looks and personality, equally, or she wouldn't be hanging out with you :).
im_smart 0
Haha he's not crazy just honest don't blame him for that!!
bubo_fml 11
When I give you my opinion, it's honest, not crazy!
imperialtl 12
Maybe he wasn't that crazy after all.
JW_SR 9
Ha ha ha...honesty isn't always the best policy.