Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
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qwerty3210 0
you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going
Crush89 0
he must really like you if he is sharing that
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braaap127 0
I think u having a long distance relationship s worse than him talkn bout mafia wars. how pathetic OP
boatkicker 5
Nothing wrong with a long distance relationship. I was long distance for a year and a half with the man I am now engaged to (and now living with.) Although, geographically, we were closer to each other than OP and her boyfriend. At least we didn't have international phone fees. OP: next time, find a way to change the subject. There's always a way.
SelenaMilkshake 17
I don't see the problem here...I'm also in a long distance relationship and it's been over a year and we're going strong. I don't really think this is an fml. My boyfriend and I will talk about games for hours and he'll explain entire plot lines to me. I once spent 2 hours explaining the mechanics of competitive Pokemon training to him. Sharing stuff like this is how you learn the interests of your partner.
null_fml 11
Tell your friends I said that they suck. Minesweeper and solitaire are ****** awesome.
maskedman 9
tell him to add me: jimmyhoffa's mask thanks OP. don't be selfish about this.
jollykilla704 0
if he's dating long distance he obviously doesn't leave the house enough to have anything worth saying. fml for reading this at 3:30am.
SelenaMilkshake 17
That's definitely not true. I'm in a long distance relationship with a healthy social life. I'm also an avid gamer. Don't let stereotypes fool you.
misskas17 0
mafia wars is fun but not worth talking about to your long distance bf/gf...
anela_fml 0
long distance sucks that's what you get when you can't share daily life face to face
CallMeHush 1
Well at least he didn't talk about his new girlfriend.
Riaes 2
would you rather he talks about the girls in England with you? cause there's not much boys wanna talk about besieds games and girls.
BrutalFbomb 5
lol!!! I agree with #4 100%! when ur long distance relationship goes askew it's time to call it off. or hang up in this case.
owlowl 0
long distance is the wrong distance. shut it down. dealbreaker.
maskedman 9
thanks Liz. you're so wise.