Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
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qwerty3210 0
you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going
Crush89 0
he must really like you if he is sharing that
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BOONJAGGA 0
You know, if you aren't willing to deal with the meaningless conversations that make the day okay, than you aren't worth it when the time comes for the real deal.
kiltedwolf 0
You bought that one yourself, that's what yer get for dating a brit.
flyingkoalas 0
I love minesweeper and solitare, though I really suck at minesweeper. what I do is replay the same game and mark the spots on my computer screen till I get it right. my win percentage is like 3% cuz I'm sooooo cool.... o.o dancing babies are awesome btw
katrinasomething 0
Just because one is 10000 miles away from a boyfriend doesn't disqualify their relationship. What would you say to all of the military wives of the world? Me and my husband have been 10 timezones apart for 8 months now & it hasn't made a difference. Honestly, if you love someone enough, you'll deal with it.
katrinasomething 0
Just because they are 10000 miles apart doesn't disqualify their relationship. What would you say to all the military wives then? My (military) husband and I have been 10 timezones apart for 8 months now & it hasn't changed anything. Honestly, if you love the person enough, you'll deal with it.
maziinnn 0
Way to go, your boyfriend is a DOUUCHHEE.
melonsmasherrr 0
eh my boyfriend does that every say with vampire wars:/
ChibiGirl5 0
lol well at least you can be sure he's not cheating
beastlybeauty 4
at least you have a boyfriend you ungrateful bitch.
Sansational_ 18
There's a keeper.