Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML
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qwerty3210 0
you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going
Crush89 0
he must really like you if he is sharing that
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Comments (90)
amoreforte 6
I talk to my girl about mafia wars and got her to play but she lives 12 minutes away from me :)
ColdGold 6
Sounds like that's what he's been doing. Hopefully, he'll find other interest like reading a good book or taking an interesting course.
alballam 0
get a new one
AGGoddess 2
I don't think this is really an FML. My boyfriend likes some things that I am not a huge fan of, and there are some things I like that he doesnt. But if you really love this person and have other things in common, little differences don't matter. And you could have changed the subject too.
broke_otaku 3
it was only 15min... get over yourself =_= not everything revolves around you...
coffeegal 0
Well honestly what else is there to talk about to someone that you never see? The weather?
liteupthestage 0
I know what that's like. My guy's up to level 370. It sucks.
premiermois 5
What were you going to talk about? Girlie stuff that he doesn't care about? Give the guy a break. Unless this is ALL he ever talks about to you, put on some big girl panties and quit bitching. Like someone else said, not everything revolves around you.
bunnykins 0
Australia is like a second England with the amount of them coming over here.
Sekococo 0
you sure he's talking about the game and not the real thing? "say hello to my little friend"- god father refernece
jakeripp 0
say hello to my little friend is actually from Scarface. Get it right, kthnx.