Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML
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qwerty3210 0
you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going
Crush89 0
he must really like you if he is sharing that
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Comments (90)
laurn 0
be thankful you have a boyfriend.
xLovey 3
This isn't an FML, you got to listen to a sexy english voice for 15 minutes strait!
misterM_fml 0
Her status say's she lives in Australia though *-) so what long distance fee is there ?
bunnykins 0
67 you do know that Australia and England are far away from each other yes? There's high fees for calling international. Depending on what carrier you are with. Mne works out to be about a dollar and a bit for every minute, e.g. 12 minutes will be around $13.47 or something like that.
j2484 0
who gives a shit, dump his ass. he's probably cheating on u
morella_xx 29
Ever heard of Skype? Anyway, the poor guy is sitting in on a Friday night playing Facebook games instead of going out with friends and potentially meeting other girls, so I'm with the other posters saying "be grateful." Part of loving someone is putting up with interests that make them happy, even if you think it's lame. If you can't get over his dorky hobby, break up with him and let him do something more interesting.
DRY0YRD 0
You're a bitch. Why's it so wrong for your boyfriend to get to talk about what he wants for a bit? Are you really that self-centered?
mahamii_93 0
i love mafia wars! i play it everyday..its the reason i go on fb...and i agree with #73's comment not everything has to be about you bitch!
Ihatefakefmls 2
Wow you really are being a bitch for not supporting his interests. He had a conversation with you about something that's obviously a hobby of his, and you talk as if he was sat there telling you how much he hates you. Get over yourself.
supposethat 0
You ******* piece of shit. Number one, you're dating online, like some ******. Number two, if he's willing to talk about anything at all with a piece of shit like you, it means he is interested. Otherwise he'd just hang up the phone. Learn to appreciate. YDI
heykelsey 0
depending on how long the whole call was; stop whining. I'd love to have a british boyfriend,