Love: Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had...

By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By videochat - 14/02/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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By public pooper - 25/04/2013 00:16 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML

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By wrongdecisions - 05/07/2022 16:00

Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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You deserved it 7 452

nefariousnobo 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:05

Well, he seemed to have completely overreacted to that. I mean, a little surprise is understandable, but screaming and cursing was a little over-the-top. LOL, though. I moderated this one.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:59

smart one

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metavolition 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:06

I actually kinda really love it when my girlfriend videochats with me from the pooper.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 7 January 2016 0:55

Um, what?

LadyKaya 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:06

Sounds like he's just not into girls.

Danzergirl1 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:07

Omfg!!! FYL!

Maus_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:08

Don't be so careless. YDI, but also FYL

cottonshwabs 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:10

yeah.you people are all freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!

DTbasketball 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:59

What do you mean, "you people"

null_fml 11

Tuesday 15 December 2009 5:01

What do YOU mean, "you people"?! -- EDIT: Damn, I was beaten to it!

Vball6 19

Thursday 29 March 2012 2:00

^thats not an edit.

insanemistress 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:14

ROFLMAO!! YDI

Panther_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:14

XD lol that one made me LOL

mason022 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:14

So what you're saying is that you actually can't leave your computer long enough to take a piss/shit? Seriously?

themixedt4pe 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:24

Yeah, even if you're chatting, ever heard of "brb"?

XxxTohardforuxxX 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:17

I'm not going to lie here,this FML made me laugh pretty hard. FYL for having the guy you like see that,but YDI allitle bit for not noticing that you were on your tiolet. Oh, and I agree with #7. ;)