Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
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nefariousnobo 0
Well, he seemed to have completely overreacted to that. I mean, a little surprise is understandable, but screaming and cursing was a little over-the-top. LOL, though. I moderated this one.
I_Own_Ubers 0
smart one
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Comments (162)
omgitsnikkie 0
lol your a strange kid for using your lappy on the toilet thoo. if you were grunting for a shit then it wouldve been funnier LMAO :]
comedy_tragedy 0
who the f takes their whole laptop to the toilet....and forgets they are on the toilet....wow. you fail.
Lauren28 0
epic. fail.
cviii 0
oh man that is hot! i would totally have not been offended at all.
Maverick5762 0
I just made an account to post on this FML. Everyone is so grossed out at people using their laptops on the computer. It's perfectly sanitary unless you reach down and smear shit all over your laptop or something. If you can't safely and cleanly use a laptop in the bathroom, you are a moron. Plenty of things to do while relaxing by yourself on the computer. Wow. People need to stop freaking out over stupid crap.
Maverick5762 0
Pretty sure you just got totally owned, guy. And I am pretty sure its pretentious. It's an odd word to use. You are pretentious by even trying to use the word pretentious in a sentence. Does that make my a hypocrite? This was supposed to be in response to #73
breathemein 10
how is this fake..? i know alot of people that use there laptop on the toilet lool thats funny thoughh
elisabethecstasy 0
lol ugh my friend does that all the time. I can honestly say it does not surprise me anymore. Gotten used to it so IDC >.
Pandesme 0
Awe that sucks. But really... how do you forget your on the toliet? >.
r8j20cm3lv 5
i totally want the OP to take a shit in my mouth