Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
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nefariousnobo 0
Well, he seemed to have completely overreacted to that. I mean, a little surprise is understandable, but screaming and cursing was a little over-the-top. LOL, though. I moderated this one.
I_Own_Ubers 0
smart one
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Comments (162)
jayemdoubleyou 1
Shitty.
sarcdude 3
(typing on a phone) *=clap and bass beat *** wow! (repeat 3 times) she on the toilet, ** she on the toilet, she on the toilet, she on the toilet (repeat a million times) she on the toilet drop somethin baby, drop somethin baby, drop somethin baby, drop somethin baby, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, she on the toilet
jessiixcore 0
Fail.
ClumsyJason 3
LOOOOLOL
fbp6277 0
Wth? This fml is just dumb. Who uses their laptop while on the toilet, and who doesnt realize. Either this is a lie or youre just dumb and should shoot yourself.
KillU2009 0
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha sent from my I phone ohgodammthatsfuckinhilarious!!!!!! whag do you even say?
kassykeroscene 0
lmao that really blows, i use my laptop when i on the pooper too lol but ive never done that.
the_sodomizer 0
don't worry your not the only one who uses their computer while dropping the kids off at the pool
itsme88 0
Ewwwwwwwww.....gross. Who the **** uses their laptop on the toliet. Jesus, take a break. Nasty girl.
iamcici 0
Sittin on a toilet. Sittin on a toilet. Sittin on a toilet. And flush.
abciseasyas123 0
awh...Ray William Johnson is my youtube hero
abciseasyas123 0
awh...Ray William Johnson is my youtube hero