By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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nefariousnobo 0

Well, he seemed to have completely overreacted to that. I mean, a little surprise is understandable, but screaming and cursing was a little over-the-top. LOL, though. I moderated this one.

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Sappheyes 0

Alright people, calm down. The OP never said that she was pooping. Obviously, she was giving birth to a toilet bowl baby. And trust me on this one, you're gonna want to have wisdom of the internet at hand when dropping that load.

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imago_fml 0

That is nasty. First... Why were you on the toilet talking to anyone?! DO YOU REALLY NEED COMPANY IN THERE?! And secondly... to everyone else... If he was cursing, screaming, and all that than she had to be red faced, shaking, and sweating...

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x_MorbidBarbie_x 0

hmm.. Does you laptop have a camera built in it? Then it would be on your face and he wouldn't know you were using the bathroom..

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Heung_Mao 0

Ouuuuch. I laughed, sorry. But that sucks SOSOSOSOSO much. O - O;;

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NissanDriver 0

Because of this comment I'm going to start automatically YDI'ing anything posted by a woman

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mylifekicksass 0

OMG Rotfl! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:D But really wtf! You should sooooooooooo not be sitting on the toilet while talking to ur crush anyway! I'd be like brb i gotta go get something. or something like that!!! Who the **** poops/pees while talking to their crush?? I mean, how could u not realize u were pooping??? LoL! I feel so sorry for you, but it is funny. lol.

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LOLyan_13 0

LMAOOOOO! i die laughing everytime i think of this. im so sorry for u. that must really suck.... but ROFL hahahahaa u made my life. best story on here as far as iv read

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jpest17 5

I was reading all these fml's earler on the john with my iPod touch but my laptop would heat up on my lap btw I think it would be hot to see a girl exposed lol that all I would do is laugh acting like a jerk or not I would laugh

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Uniquee_fml 0

#55 dude qo to a doctor. thats sickk - too much info.

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DarthRant 0

People who take stuff like laptops and cell phones into the toilet are complete idiots. Are you so starved for attention, so desperately craving human contact that you can't be away from your electronic crutch for two minutes? Losers, all of you.

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angela3222 0

well people read the news paper on the toilet why not your iPod? just because you have brought an electric item with you to the toilet doesn't mean your talking to people. it's just there. you people who just jump to conclusions just tick me off

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