Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me...

By Anonymous - 14/5/2018 05:00

Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me to wait outside for a minute because he had to "clean something up" first. When I told him I'm 420 friendly, he said, "Nah I just came on my desk earlier and didn't feel like wiping it up." FML

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*recoils in horror*

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By withered | 30

#7628873 - Monday 30 April 2018 16:36

Now you know never to contact him again. Who knows what diseases he is riddled with if he is such a slob. And even if he isn't, I would not want to have anything to do with him. He probably shits and pisses all around the toilette and can't bother to clean after himself. Ugh, it makes me shudder to imagine personal hygiene (or more likely - lack of it) of such a person.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7634103 - Monday 14 May 2018 5:36

And then is when you tell him that you remembered you had to get up early next morning and leave

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By withered | 30

#7628873 - Monday 30 April 2018 16:36

kev1029 | 22

#7636459 - Saturday 19 May 2018 9:11

That's a little much

By lj19717 | 19

#7629082 - Tuesday 1 May 2018 5:41

At least he cleans for you

By wanted_2_want | 40

#7634103 - Monday 14 May 2018 5:36

And then is when you tell him that you remembered you had to get up early next morning and leave

wanted_2_want | 40

#7634105 - Monday 14 May 2018 5:43

Or just RUN!

By BeachMammal | 8

#7634106 - Monday 14 May 2018 5:53

There's something really wrong with a guy who not only does that, but tells someone.

By joeyl1990 | 28

#7634108 - Monday 14 May 2018 6:05

I know it's considered weird but wearing a condom to masturbate really does prevent making a mess. Tissues work but they aren't full proof and require a hand which complicates things especially if using your phone. Just wear a glove even for self love.

RichardPencil | 27

#7634110 - Monday 14 May 2018 6:09

Sounds kind of expensive.

Dave_Davington | 33

#7634137 - Monday 14 May 2018 7:57

Toilet paper works so much better than tissues. Wrap it around your hand and twist the end closed and you have a perfectly shaped spooge catcher.

jbuckets_404 | 38

#7634274 - Monday 14 May 2018 14:24

Put a sock on it....

By RichardPencil | 27

#7634112 - Monday 14 May 2018 6:13

You need to alert the faculty that they need to put on hazmat gear to handle his homework.

No worries about the exams, though -- evidently he has a good grip on his testes.