Now you know never to contact him again. Who knows what diseases he is riddled with if he is such a slob. And even if he isn't, I would not want to have anything to do with him. He probably ***** and pisses all around the toilette and can't bother to clean after himself. Ugh, it makes me shudder to imagine personal hygiene (or more likely - lack of it) of such a person.

At least he cleans for you

And then is when you tell him that you remembered you had to get up early next morning and leave

There's something really wrong with a guy who not only does that, but tells someone.

I know it's considered weird but wearing a condom to ********** really does prevent making a mess. Tissues work but they aren't full proof and require a hand which complicates things especially if using your phone. Just wear a glove even for self love.

You need to alert the faculty that they need to put on hazmat gear to handle his homework. No worries about the exams, though -- evidently he has a good grip on his testes.

Bring a black light, it'll light up his room like a Christmas tree!

did he have unlawful carnal knowledge of office furniture?

T.M.I.

Could be good boyfriend material, that is, if you’re ok with a guy who cheats on you with furniture. No one’s perfekt.