Love: Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him...

By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By esoog - 19/05/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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By toiletgirl - 14/12/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Thanks dad…

By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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blooop_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.

omglolydi 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:19

So did he come over?

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blooop_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

YDI. People don't have enough patience these days.

020266t 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 12:48

idiot

TheBookWyrm 18

Monday 29 December 2014 5:21

Back in my day, people didn't care about the people they loved! They sent a message and forgot about it!

area51avenger 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:17

That's what you get for using your cellphone while in the bathroom. YDI

urface132 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 1:06

she wasn't using it , it was in her back pocket

Bubbelz 25

Monday 25 February 2013 12:58

She totally deserved it, back pocket... Idiot.

StiffPvtParts 43

Tuesday 21 July 2015 20:16

On some level, I do agree with you... OP should've payed more attention to her phone. But then again, I am sitting on the toilet as I'm writing this, so I guess that might make me somewhat of a hypocrite ( '-')

omglolydi 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:19

So did he come over?

myknewverr 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 8:07

that's what I wanna know too!

beatlesislove 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:20

wow this happened to me to. except i wasnt texting anyone at the time.

Dusksoul2001 13

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:26

Too*

Tarunyboy 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:21

#4 lol i could fix it........ never mind

designedlikedice 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:21

Grab it and dry it off. If you're lucky, it'll still work and no one will need to know. Well, aside from the internet.

livvyylou 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:22

this has happened to sooo many of my friends! they all got it out of the toliet and wiped down as good as they could. most still workedd, but to this day i still make fun of my friend for her piss phone :]