Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
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Comments (145)
lopez2309 0
sucks for being fat
Malfunkshun 1
I think it's sort of weird that you're eavesdropping on someone else's personal computer usage. You don't deserve it because you're fat. You deserve what you discovered because you are nosy.
0278296052 0
someone else could of been sitting next to him
iFruit 0
OMG pimpin88 you're really starting to piss me off with your stupid commments. You act like you're the god damn fat people police...
Ilovelife07 0
there's a fat people police?
frostie 0
What a messed up situation. You couldnt punch the guy since it would show that you were watching what the guy was doing on his laptop and it would have caused a scene on the plane. Just know that hes a ******* asshole and i hope he gets whats coming to him. Hes judging you on something as shallow as your weight? And you didnt even do anything to him!!
mawoo_fml 0
fake. why would anybody join that group only to be not sitting next to a fat person 2 hours later? tho some ppl are FB ****** and will join/pass anything on that's even remotely close to anything thyve experienced. my advise would be to lose some goddam weight either way
olliec 0
I recently flew to the US and there was a fat American sitting behind me. When I tried to put my seat back midflight, she started screaming, saying the chair was crushing her legs. Well annoying.
superkitten_fml 0
Anyone actually thought the the OP might not be fat, and that the guy sitting next to them was just a douche? Just suggesting :)
omfg_usuckatlife 0
you deserve it for looking over at their computer long enough to see what group they're joining on facebook... RUDE!
Lisa89 3
Don't be so nosey knoob