Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
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BetterIfIStay09 0
first of all, people need to stop bitching about fat people and how they always complain. yeah, it might be their fault, but it might not. yeah, maybe some people should stop complaining about it, but until youve been fat, you dont know what its like for them, so just enjoy having a healthy weight and stop being such ******* assholes. second of all, how does this mean youre fat? just because he joined the group doesnt mean he was talking about you.
niadanac1 3
What about the ones of us who grew up fat due to parents terrible habbits, then lost it all when we learned how to live right? WHAT ABOUT US? Can we not point out the failings of these glutonus blobs who spread their disease of eating 50 mc chickens a day and not walking anywhere but the fridge? Fat people around the world please stop crying about it, put the fork down and go for a walk. FYL
nicko_oz 4
hahaha i wasn't fat but i was rather chubby due to the food in my parents house when i was 17 though i went to the gym and stopped eating unhealthy crap all the time and lost a lot of weight and since moving out of my parents house i have lost another dress size now everyone bitches about me because i am skinny. No one wins
scottvodka 0
everyone saying there is no such group, you're all idiots. http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=i+hate+sitting+next+to+fat+people+on+airplanes&init=quick#/group.php?gid=221935370239&ref=search&sid=1721422824.1300225442..1
lilkiz95 0
yes there is http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=192456875142
Coccinelle_fml 15
#33, thank God for open-minded people like you. PS: sense the sarcasm.
hanfan79 0
Wow, talk about being a mean bitch.
JCadle90 0
is this sxephil because he was on a plane today
Lisa89 3
LOL
Firetiger 0
You should have created or joined a group call "I hate sitting next to assholes on planes" and made sure he saw it. YDI for looking at his computer and facebook-thats rude. They also might not have been refering to you-they may have just thought of it because they were on an airplane. Also, we do not know how fat you are, you could be one of those people who thinks because they are slightly a few pounds overweight that you are fat. YDI aslo for being so self-concious. Lastly, why didnt you specify the gender of the person? Did you post this while on an airplane?
endinurr 2
Naw, should have researched law on murdering someone in the country they were landing in and body disposal methods. Bonus points if you do random weird things, like watch yourself on webcam, or order clamato juice with 1/4 can of sprite and a toothpick and then play with the cup and unused toothpick like dolls.
sparxva 12
How do I that group for people that hate sitting next to fat people? ydi
NoNameGer 0
thats just too funny haha.sorry
rea1_talk 0
ydi for shoving your face with twinkies 24/7
jayemdoubleyou 1
What were you doing all in his business like that?