Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
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crumsnatcha 4
Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.
viqas12 0
aeroplanes have wifi now????
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Comments (145)
auds23 0
@100: where have u been? well, obviously not on facebook.
alex_clark 0
f your liffe. ??? F MY LIFE. I MISSED ITT!!!
babygurl23 0
LoL That Sucks Really bad, for u
Heung_Mao 0
He could be large because his body's just built that way...
WasZumTeufel 0
I hope you slapped them. And then apologized for snooping.
annabelle2213 0
Maybe they meant the person sitting on the other side of them?...
facecrooks_com 0
That is funny. I want to join that group too!
djjohn11 0
why should you give a shit about the guy sitting next to you and what he thinks well YDI for snooping. How would you feel if i was looking at your facebook and saw all your info.
Hellionz 0
agree I dread that ever happening to me
midnitetoker17 0
haha YDI, you cant join groups on the iphone/itouch facebook app. fake FML, and you just called yourself fat
emotive_fml 0
Ever heard of this amazing new device called a laptop? OP didn't say anything about an iPod or an iPad. "Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML" On 12/14/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee) Maybe my "Copy and Paste" is just lying to me.