By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 087
You deserved it 3 058

Same thing different taste

Top comments

stick a tampax up her nose and enjoy your flight and her reaction

shoulda thrown a bucket of KFC out the window shell follow it


Stick a tampon up there. Should do the trick

8, I'm just wondering why you replied to 2 comment instead of just posting your own? To me, it appears as if you're trying to be on top as well so.... perhaps you shouldn't complain about that other person posting a stupid comment just to be on top in that other FML because it makes you look like you're a __________ (fill in the blank)

SO beyond ew.. completely unsanitary and violating.. solid question: when does it not occur to wake this woman up and get her potentially disease ridden bleeding face off of you?

why do people find it so hard to be assertive? wake her the hell up and tell her to kindly keep her fat ass on her side of the seat.

sillyjb 9

I'm sad that peachesbeaches comment got moderated

at least her implants didnt explode...

Gotta suck. request for another seat if you have a chance

brockp 0

yea. fat people are basically disgraces to the human race. they eat and eat and eat and then complain about how fat they are. unless you have some disease of such. also all fat people are ugly, in my point of view and everyone elses.

brockp 0
ReptarRAWR23 0

They also tend to take up a seat and a half!

everybodyluvsMEN 0
kirbsterrr 5

Lmao! #16, all of the comments I've seen from you have gotten thumbs down.

mduffy08 8

This is why we charge fat people extra for two seats!!!!

74 that's because all of his comments are retarded

4- your pic made me lol so hard i got a boner...


Should have woken her up and told her that her nose was "violently" bleeding.

shoulda thrown a bucket of KFC out the window shell follow it

smartalek 2
adrianblackett 0
BeastMode5 0

I didn't think airplane windows opened. O.O I would have so opened it the other day! But sadly you can only play with the little screen thing. >.

ReptarRAWR23 0

Haha I'm sorry to inform u but they don't sadly:(

memo619 0

one of the many reasons I hate getting on airplanes aside from being violated by the TSA

that's a very pleasant image... just wake her up...