Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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Malexhe 0
YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?
uj_fml 4
Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.
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FarSide 22
but you still feel the compulsion to respond. You are an angry and confused person. Seek counseling. FMLife is not good therapy for you. Step towards the light Cheryl Ann, Go to the Light Cheryl Ann.
FarSide 22
And you "divineinstrument" (WTF?), have dutifully responded like a lemming. Why are you so angry? Mommy change you bicycle lock combination? Can't go out and play?
DieterDerBlau 0
LOL, if she wasn't sleeping with her mouth open in public, she wouldnt have been worth taking a pic of... Since WHEN is it illegal to take pictures of people in public? Is it really??? How is that even enforced??? Should I be worrying about taking pics of my friends, in case some passerby who gets into the frame gets butt-hurt??? Man, this CUNTry has TOO many laws, rules, and IDIOTS. Yea, IDIOTS. If there weren't so many of those, we wouldn't HAVE all of these laws, between a lack of idiotic law-makers, and idiots who **** up bad enough that someone thinks a law needs to be written to cover their idiocy...
FarSide 22
a) there is no lack of idiotic law-makers, b) take a picture of whatever you want, with the following exceptions: * an underage kid in their underwear * picture of prominet bridge, or structure, monument, etc if you are Muslim, Islamist, etc
nr790 0
How is it possible for one as thick as you to be able to live on this earth? Surely you must have some professional help to be able to do basic daily functions.
FarSide 22
Having trouble articulating your point shit for brains? Generalities all you can muster? Explain yourself or STFU. You momma must be so ashamed of you.
jazz2dasmith 0
speaking of generalities farside wtf is your glitch about the bridges you douchebag. every sigle comment you post has a way of pissing me and others off. what do you do click to follow the comments and then sit behind your computer waiting to rear your ugly little head on this comment board? get a life.
emzmcgee 0
Don't feed the troll...it's what they want
FarSide 22
Oops. Nevermind then...
swodah 0
Ethics of picture taking: You NEED permission from a person to take a picture. Crowds are free game. Don't people know this more commonly?
Leafhead 0
I'm going to say i enjoy FarSide's comments a lot. more than the actual OP i think. :P keep em up! :)
AdvocataDiaboli 0
You're lucky you had only a reasonably ticked boyfriend to deal with. If it'd been me, you would have had my angry (large, Polish, overprotective, mechanic) grandfather smash your laptop and/or camera.
skullbuster 0
@Farside: Who the **** is Cheryl Ann?
mobius8 0
I think someone got their panties in a bunch and made mule accounts to report Farside's comments. How sad.
workstupid 0
okay here's a couple things: farside- what the hell? why do you keep posting these stupid comments if no one even cares advocatadiaboli- it said boyfriend not grandpa and since when is it illegal to take pictures of people? i mean its not like they're a peeping tom or something, they're just out in public. and they're not an asshole for doing that, it looked funny so they decided to take a picture. my friends and i do that all the time so calm done.