Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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Malexhe 0
YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?
uj_fml 4
Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.
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Comments (127)
icertainlysuck 0
YDI for being a sick weirdo!
pandarabbi 0
lol. Use a little common sense next time around, girl. Still pretty funny though
spillproof 0
At least wait till your off the plane. Other people can see and tell the woman later if there was no boyfriend
FarSide 22
Why take her picture then? You think she looks funnier awake than asleep with her mouth open?
spillproof 0
I meant, wait till later to edit the picture as to not get caught by anyone and have them thell the woman later regardless if there was a boyfriend or not.
einletztesmal 0
The FML clearly states that it was the OP's friend who took the picture, she was just editing it. Just putting it out there.
lexiBRo 0
but it also clearly states that OP was editing it..
atomick 0
That's a great way to get punched.
lexiBRo 0
which makes her just as guilty...
FarSide 22
Guilty of WHAT Perry Mason? Now there is a law about editing a picture? The answer is NO, unless it is a sexually explicit picture of a minor. Another Graduate of the Law & Order TV School of Law???
c6dragster 0
hmm... the app i use to get on here doesnt tell gender or anything... just user name and the post...
FarSide 22
Then go sleep in a bed.
latkematzoball 0
its the BOYFRIEND because he SAYS "if u want to take a picture of my GIRLFRIEND, wait till shes awake"
FarSide 22
@ latkematzoball: I won't comment on your post because you must not be from the USA. It is all too common in this Country that a female will have a GIRLFRIEND (i.e. as in a homosexual relationship, lesbians). The OP says NOTHING about a boyfriend. The entire episode could have been between women. Yeah, I know.... America! What a Country...
kxlovesyou 0
except for the fact that it says, "a MAN sitting behind us said..."
Horde 8
Improve your reading skills, dude.. "While I was editing it, a _man_ sitting behind us said..."
snavula 0
Farside, you're a ******* idiot. No one wants to see more than one of your comments on this site. You just aren't interesting/funny/ hell, even intelligent. You were so damn sure that it could have been a girlfriend instead of boyfriend, and you didn't even go back to read the OP. Now, maybe you did read it and you just have extremely poor reading comprehension, but if this is true then I want you to get off this site right now and pick up a coloring book. Take it one step at a time.
FarSide 22
Your momma.
Bunneh18 0
Oh my god. FarSide. You're an idiot. You can't even read properly... ---While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML---- it said. a...MAN. Do you get it...? The sleeping lady...is..the...MAN'...s...GIRLFRIEND... Oh my gawd. I'm from the USA, and you can't even read and insult us. that's funny. You have to be one of the biggest trolls in this site.
FarSide 22
Skip over my comments or vote to hide them. Why do you feel the compulsion to read them, much less respond? You have anger issues. Poor toilet training? You are not being respectful. And for fu*k's sake, PLEASE try and stick to the topic of this FML.
Bunneh18 0
I'm not being respectful? HAHAHAHAHA. Look at yourself, smartass.
FarSide 22
Glad I could make you laugh. Now try and STAY ON TOPIC? You have not had your Adderall today have you? focus.... Focus.... FOCUS!
peanutbutterfly 0
"If you want to take a picture of my GIRLFRIEND, wait until she's awake"