Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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Malexhe 0
YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?
uj_fml 4
Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.
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Comments (127)
lettertjes 0
a MAN sitting behind her said 'if you want to take a picture of my GIRLFRIEND' . A man is not a lesbian.
DieterDerBlau 0
I am.
divineinstrument 2
FarSide, every single comment you have posted has been incredibly stupid. Then I again, I should applaud you for being able to muster enough brainpower with that microscopic brain of yours to actually type a few words without collapsing from the effort.
sue_fml 0
I'm embarrassed for you.
xHaniffax 0
How do you know? They probably collapsed AFTER that full stop.
heavenandhell 0
LiznessMonster 9
yes, yes, I see the logic and thoughfulness in this comment, but I think I'll have to disagree because people actually said and wrote words and such, unlike you are suggesting.
xHaniffax 0
That is a very bitchy and immature thing to do. When you were "editing" the picture, what did you do? Draw a **** near the woman's mouth?
Cdldriver 0
Asshole
divineinstrument 2
LMAO #54 Still, I only wish that one comment had drained them completely. FarSide has posted a large number of shitty comments
Antonio718 0
Its not a medical disorder. When people sleep like that (on a chair seat etc) they're not using their muscles to keep their jaw up. once again its NOT a medical disorder
jaybrown 0
This is the strangest board of comments I've ever seen!!!