Transportation, Embarrassing, Sleep and Airplanes: Karen in seat 14A - FML

Karen in seat 14A

By Dammit - 16/02/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML

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Pyrocrashe 11

Sunday 16 February 2025 20:27

From his perspective you were the problem

jobekka 20

Monday 17 February 2025 10:29

probably not a morning person

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Pyrocrashe 11

Sunday 16 February 2025 20:27

From his perspective you were the problem

jobekka 20

Monday 17 February 2025 10:29

probably not a morning person

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