Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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Top comments
Malexhe 0
YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?
uj_fml 4
Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.
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Comments (127)
epic_delight1337 0
Lol nice job everyone for not commenting on the FML but instead arguing with a bored 12 year old.
skullbuster 0
What's to comment on? Some losers thought they were being funny, snapped pictures and were editing them for entertainment and they got caught. So what!? Aside from the rantings of a bored 12 year old, the only other question this FML raises for me is what kind of world are we living in that these people think their behavior was acceptable? Does anyone really want the answer?
deathbunny256 0
I AM FARSIDE TASTES GOOD
midwestjerk 0
Your friend is a stupid ****.
Og_BuNny_LoC_19 0
LMAFO this is one of the most hilarious FMLs i read.
stevenstyle 2
farside is so retarded.. but his comments are so hilarious. lmfao. this kids a regular comedian.
Amsy12 0
haha I totally agree with you, stupid but funny!!
Jazzywrites007 2
He means Carol Ann. It's a reference to Poltergeist.... But he did it wrong. Hmm =)
skullbuster 0
@Jazzywrites007: Thanks, I got that. I was trying to point out that Farside is a moron without being blatantly insulting. But you have ruined that now.
Jazzywrites007 2
Aw **** me Sideways, I didn't realize! I'm really Sorry, Dude......
MelanieP_fml 0
This Farside person is an idiot...anyway, funny FML. But it is a little creepy that you wanted to take a pic of a sleeping lady...
DeadMansCrack 4
I would say YDI, but then I'd be a hypocrite, as I do this type of shit all the time.