Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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Malexhe 0
YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?
uj_fml 4
Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.
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Comments (127)
budd28 0
Oooo
swinglifeaway123 8
Weird ass...
herbrightskies 9
OP, you're the kind of person who'd post that picture on a website to humiliate the woman. In which planet do you find that funny? It's bad enough for your friend to take the picture, but for you then to further ridicule her and edit it? Grow up. I'll admit, I've maybe discreetly taken pictures of someone I thought looked like someone I knew, but I'd never edit it or attempt to ridicule them with it. I fall asleep on planes all the time, and rest assured if you'd done that to me, I'D have ****-punted you by now, nevermind my boyfriend.
siLlYwAbBit66 1
Lmao pretty funny ! I agree fyl it happens
CammyGal 26
YDI for calling yourself 'SexyPlayer'.
sushi314 12
YDI for not only taking a photo of a sleeping woman, but editing it while still on a plane.
CEiiLEiiGH 7
YDI for being immature about the situation
Thunderstruck14 30
YDI for being rude. I understand you were in an airplane and wanted to entertain yourselves, but its disrespectful to take pictures of sleeping strangers. Or any sleeping person, since they're unconscious and cannot give consent (unless you're, like, taking a pic of your baby for a scrapbook or something). Besides, there are plenty of better ways to entertain yourselves! Make up a story, tell jokes, plan something awesome, think up ideas to make the world a better place... but taking pictures of strangers then editing it? You can do so much more.
katlala 7
Did you post it on ifunny?