Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML
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Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul flight, desperately trying to sleep. My husband next to me started snoring so loudly, I swear he was vibrating the seat. In a dazed, half-asleep state, I leaned over and hissed, “Shut up!” It wasn’t him. It was the guy next to him. He woke up and looked at me like I was the problem. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
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Top comments
Malexhe 0
YDI, seriously. Don't you think is just slightly creepy to take pictures of strangers while they are sleeping?
uj_fml 4
Did you know that it's illegal to take pictures of people without their consent? Good job you tool.
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Comments (127)
InXTransition 1
Oh yeah, I hope my b/f does that for me. And then rip the phone outta the brat's hands.
CosmicPossum 2
You absolutely deserve it. It's rude and downright creepy to take pictures of sleeping people, especially strangers.
Amsy12 0
HAHA!!! funny funny
xio123 0
wtf thats rude ! why wouldd you want a pikchurr of a randomm person ? =/ and then edit it ? youv'e must of been bored as hell !
erijgio82489 0
Why wouldnt the boyfriend be sitting next to her? thats a little weird, who were you planning on sending that to?
zitromd 0
You and your friend are rude, stupid losers. Grow up. How old are you? 10? Children probably have better manners than you. You invade her privacy and deface her - with the audacity to do this in public. Pathetic.
Bearcannon 0
Lesson received, Captain Morality. Idiot.
LA_Barbie 11
Hahahaha! Farside rocks! & I agree everyone needs 2 chill out... it's not that serious :P
LA_Barbie 11
I would also like 2 add that I think it's really dumb taking random pics of strangers especially if you can't be slick about it...YDI
Cjmw 7
Why was the man behind you not sitting next to his girlfriend?
sashakay 0
You're pathetic