Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied, "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Why would your date blame you, though? Unless you lifted up her shirt, it wasn't your fault.
cocacola999 27
At least you dodged a bullet with your first date. Slapping was incredibly illogical.
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Comments (40)
thebestwooods 7
Emo_tech PhD may be a "Doctor" but not a medical doctor he did nothing to deserve that woman showing him her bosom
GhostFox 34
Just because no one else has said it- considering that your date hit you, you would be well within your rights to press charges. I don't know how well it would stick, but it's something to consider at least. Or, if you met via a dating site, make a comment on her profile about the fact she considered physical assault an appropriate response to her date being forcibly flashed.
FUCKTARD_HATER 15
Perks of being The Doctor ;)
kirby1964 20
Ok, how about this. It was all a planned setup by your date and the other girl. Your date gave a sign to the other girl and that is when she approached. This is done so the date can end sooner if your date did not like you and the girls can still go out looking for others. Some girls do this sort of thing to score a free meal and a few drinks.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
For a second there I thought you might have been the useful kind of doctor.
Wunniebee 2
Should report her for assult. Bitches gotta learn you can't just slap people and get away with it
cornyrob 33
I think it was a set up.
wonandonly 11
Stinson's Breast Reduction -- "Let Dr. B feel your DD's"
HippoSpinner 3
"She showed you her boobs out of ******* nowhere so it's your fault." WHAT.
DLBL 23
If you were talking about your PhD at a bar, you deserve anything that happens to you.