Miscellaneous: Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering... - FML

By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

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idefka 34

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:17

get a space heater.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:27

Maybe some gum to pad them?

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gamermonster 34

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:16

Wow, you should definitely add a timeklock on your heatings

gamermonster 34

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:19

And if someone's going to correct my grammar (if it was wrong) please note that English isn't my first language.

MonstreBelle 28

Sunday 22 November 2015 20:00

Your English is great! I only see a couple of errors, but they're very minor and your comment is completely understandable despite them. There are many people who can't write or speak English as well as you even though it's their native language. This is FML, not English class. If your comment is easily understood, then don't even sweat the small stuff.

gamermonster 34

Monday 23 November 2015 8:07

Thank you :)

idefka 34

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:17

get a space heater.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:22

Cool!, your a chip off the Ol' tooth. Also, tooth be told, you should stop the chatter and go see a dentist about that.

Yastafari 16

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:24

Of course there'll always be someone doing the absolute most with the puns. Smh

HappyItalian 38

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:36

*You're.... Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Lalala579121 27

Sunday 22 November 2015 15:36

Well 5, we should all brush up on our puns once in a while.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:27

Maybe some gum to pad them?

jerbear91 18

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:30

get a heated blanket before you need dentures.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Sunday 22 November 2015 12:53

Time to visit the dentist

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 22 November 2015 13:57

That's intense...I take it your furnace is out of working order

IamComrade 16

Sunday 22 November 2015 13:59

As an Alaskan.I always wear pajama pants under my pants and tuck my pajamas into my socks. Then you just need some under armor and a hoodie.

Girlshotdown1 21

Monday 23 November 2015 0:15

It must really suck loving in Alaska. I couldn't live there even if my life depended on it

AyeJay101 25

Sunday 22 November 2015 14:07

Never thought that was possible outside of cartoons....

ShortieRose 30

Sunday 22 November 2015 14:14

This sounds fake... I call shenanigans

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