Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
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Top comments
rebelbelle 17
mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP
redneck_wolf 19
That probably wasn't your breast decision....
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Comments (94)
smokecloud_ 37
Don't lie to us you know what you did.
isabellasimone 18
You couldn't just wait a few more dates?!
doit4ah15 10
No because that's not was he was trying to do if you read it correctly....
foxwasalamb 24
ehhh, has a point. why waste time? ;)
iLike2Teabag 27
My parents always told me "never put off till later what you can do now".
timmeeeee 10
You need help man. The kind to deal with desperation.
EvilTurtle 35
You need help man. The kind that helps with understanding what you read.
Chente_313 15
This needs a follow up.
DenverTyrrell 13
Humm "accidentally" it could have been a "win win" never know how she felt about it... :P
MrRedSr 7
You might have gotten slapped, but in the long run it was probably worth man.
scottyboy417 19
That's the equivalent of someone saying, "I accidentally ate that piece of chocolate cake on my diet."
brand125 17
no its not?
creativityisnt 19
Some girls like when guys are forward.. And some use pepper spray
MrRedSr 7
You should have proceeded to grab the other one.
Narayan96 13
You saw your chance and took it