Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
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Top comments
rebelbelle 17
mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP
redneck_wolf 19
That probably wasn't your breast decision....
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Comments (94)
davek 36
"Accidentally" ;-)
Joshery 14
Did she like it?
FluffyPandas156 13
if any fml I think would need a follow up, this one guaranteed needs one
cmo333 10
TRYING to be romantic
otecasacid 22
current girlfriend the first time i touched her tit was literally less than a minute after the first time i put an arm around her. some girls are ready right away,
cmchappy 25
Explain it to her I bet she will be fine with it if you do
LatinLad 7
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em
gameover18 17
Anime. It can happen in real life.
crissco 2
But did she like it?
wvcheesehead 13
Apologize... as long as you did not make a honking sound you should be forgiven.