Transportation: Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch....

By rybread - 01/03/2010 00:34 - United States

Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML

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By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Adam - 18/11/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

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Glue ear

By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2011 10:43 - Australia

Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML

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Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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sykes831 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:27

wow... i don't know what i'd do without my iPod... and to lose it like that? roughhh.

kyonichii 4

Monday 1 March 2010 5:26

I think that deserves a flaming FAIL. ^^

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PwningLamp1 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:46

#9 number #2 is gonna be all like *** u I'm second

letschat6 5

Friday 30 July 2010 20:45

awwh that sucks major ass.

hayoudumbass 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 8:46

that's why you head phones should be inside your shirt lesson right there folks

iHelloKittyx3_fml 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:32

Ouch.

CurrentlyUnknown 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:58

its okay. ipods suck anyway.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 8 September 2011 0:10

That's why you put it in your frickin pocket when your on the move

Ash24 6

Friday 14 October 2011 2:27

Oh my jeeze! I am so sorry! I would kill myself if I lost my iPod :(

kittehkatrawrr 2

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:53

Awwh that sucks >.< I honestly don't know what I'd do If that happened to be...

fuzzybear14 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 19:00

atleast it wasnt ur phone

caleismyth 5

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:42

FRIGGING CORDS!

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