pics or it didn't.... what the **** am i thinking i don't want pics of that..

Looks like you started early on your sex-change operation

Op needs to learn his limit, obviously... I grimaced just at the thought....

I was about to shave when I saw this... now I don't think I can... OP you're retarded.

No masturbating/sex for a while hahaha

shit balls!!!!

Ballsy move... I personally try to keep any and all blades away from my genitalia :D

Hopefully you cut your balls in a way that makes it so you can never reproduce

use a band-aid. band-aid's fix everything. trust me. i'm a doctor (;

Look on the bright side when u rub cream on the it will feel good

You should start a neutering business. I'm pretty sure you just killed millions of future children possibilities in your baby makers

Which wounds the physical or the psychological?

The relationship between a man and his balls is like no other. The wounds may turn to scars, but ur balls will never hate you. He will stay true to you no matter what. Thru ur ups and downs. Take it easy and feel better you stone cold fox.

75- Obviously, both. I'm thinking it is more on the psychological side. He's mentally scarred X_X

rofl at 82

Whoa Buffalo Bill... Were you playing "goodbye horses"? Lol

haha this is hilarious

I shrank a few inches when I read this...

Dip them in a bowl of dettol, then look at yourself in the mirror and ask why you listened to advice on FML about your "love spuds". Also while I do believe tequila gets the best of a lot of us, you are still a moron.

Sir... have you been shaving tonight? :D

Pic + comment = amazing

No more one-night-stands for you

if I had a nickel for everytime that's happened...

You would have a nickel.

Well he has a ****** now times are hard self operations is the way to go

46- reading your profile always brightens up my day, theres a LOT of smiley faces on it!

OP is an idiot!

Itttts my dick in a box!

148 Your forehead is massive.

56: I love ur pic! And I wish I could be a doctor bc eminem said he needs one! Lol

Haha I had to find 148 just to look

Sounds like you just originally just wanted to get shit faced and then decided to shave

So what does a human ******** actually look like outside the sack?

lol

Sounds like a good plan

Mmm close but just shy of the mark. Better luck next time?

You.Deserved.It.

3 might u be dwight schrute from the office?

"Today, i was on my shelf, just minding my own shit, when a drunk bastard walked by me and bought me. I was so excited that i was finally goin to be used that i sharpened my blades in anticipation. When i got back to this bastard's threshhold, i realized the true purpose of his buying me. He was going to use me as a means of masturbation. You can believe me that i fought back . **** him."

69- you made my day

girls will probably think you are emo and you cut your sack when you're upset... disturbing 0.o

It seems like a good idea to drive a car with your feet too OP, but that doesn't mean you should try it. You deserved it.

63, no he isn't. That picture is clearly from at least 10 years ago. Maybe 20.

Since when does it seem like a good idea to drive a car with your feet?

69: WIN

I agree although I'd go with. "DUMB ****"

This may sound weird, but what are you supposed to use if not a straight razor?

at least you were numb. :)

Nair?

A razor is your average razor. A straight razor - also known as a cut-throat razor - is pretty much just a blade.

i think 4 was not tryong to be a happy face, but a razor....you win 5 internets if you get it

Oh ok I get it

Omg 266 is an imposter boners! Burn him at the stake!

U dont say

profile is soo weird lol

tequila makes you do some stupid shit that's for sure...

Oh yeah te-kill-ya will really mess with you lol

He should have "shaved" himself the trouble and not gotten drunk in the first place!

79- I'm not sure what you mean? Please clarify.

I only shave when I'm ****** up I don't see the issue here

Or drank responsibly and not decided he was an 18th century barber who could shave his shit with a straight razor. Just because you get shitfaced doesn't turn you into a stupid niggerxD

For now...

Lol is it weird that I imagined that baby in your profile pic saying that? Haha.

good point #7 lol

I just shuddered thinking of having ur dick cut off

You don't know that.

He doesn't, your mother does.

No really thank u sherlock

8 is right. If you're doing dumb ass things like that then you should throw in the towel.

Everyone seems to be voting down comments against alcohol. Apparently, everyone's a dumbass. ~Common Sense.

if everyone lstened to that comment, the world would be a complete wreck

110- sir, the world is already a wreck, and I do not see alcohol consumption improving it.

funny, i always seem to read burried comments... just to see the stupidity people put these days.

110 I do not get how that would be o.0

drinking is never the problem! :-/

as in it would be inside out my point is, more then it already is.

105 - docter zoy berg dog! .... no just me , but hes a pretty awsome dog though ( dunno how to spell so dont bother grammer nazi-ing )

My comment against drinking was directed at OP specifically...not the drinking public in general...! If an individual is too stupid to know that they have limits they shouldn't cross, they should NOT drink. Clearly this point has escaped the limited mind capabilities of the majority...society at large is so screwed...

Poop

I don't

LOL

Yeah, scars are sexy xP

not on balls

......No

And shrapnel ( if you dont know the quote then dont bother)

No we don't..

And don't forget the salt.

and lime.

and lime.

and lime.

and lime.

This is just a reminder, I'm not sure if you forgot. Don't forget to add the lime.

Especially ones with stupid profile pictures of birds..

totally and how about the fucktards with profile pictures of dogs?...absolutely ridiculous...