Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
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Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
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dweeds508 24
Just a little late to warn you
BadApple88 29
Good thing you're not allergic
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Comments (64)
giantsfan2010 23
Time to set the lawn on fire!
absolute_ciro 8
I seriously considered it
ImTheAlpha 30
Don't you just love people's tendency to tell you not to do something or to be careful right after you did it or got hurt?
imbatmanfir 15
Better late than never isn't always the case I guess
worldclassrager 41
Whatever you do do not trim the hedges...
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, probably tons of wasps in those...
Enslaved 38
She should have told you "bee" careful.
hk1998 8
Grandmas are the best!
gurbism 16
I'd be willing to bet that your grandma is pretty upset she didn't warn you sooner. Get well soon!
ziarabo 10
I hope she baked you some cookies
weveallbeenthere 30
mmmm, cookies. get baking grandma...
weveallbeenthere 30
been there too, time to get revenge on the bees. fire works wonders or a lot of poison. just do it when the temp is below 55 and they become inactive. easier to kill.
gracehi 33
Yes, we must be patient and wait for the right moment. Mwa ha ha!
gracehi 33
Reminds me of that Eddy Izzard routine: "I'm covered in beeeeeeeeeees!"