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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin

Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML

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By random - 13/05/2013 15:06 - United States

Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML

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dweeds508 24

Thursday 9 October 2014 15:59

Just a little late to warn you

BadApple88 29

Thursday 9 October 2014 16:00

Good thing you're not allergic

Comments

igive 29

Thursday 9 October 2014 19:52

I'm guessing "bee careful."

edmunson 22

Thursday 9 October 2014 20:10

Bees are rarely wild. Find out who owns the beehives and get them to split the hives. They live in the grass only if their "home" gets too crowded. Just sayin'

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 9 October 2014 21:32

Mowing the lawn lol

Pebbles622 16

Thursday 9 October 2014 22:32

That's grandmas for you.

Sakuraashita 15

Thursday 9 October 2014 22:44

Be proud, your grandma is a super hero, OP: Captain Obvious. Power: obvious deduction.

PaulieXP 16

Thursday 9 October 2014 23:44

Not the bees!! Ah my face!! Aahh!!!

roosterocle 2

Thursday 9 October 2014 23:46

Mowing the lawn can mean two different things

TippyM 8

Friday 10 October 2014 1:02

I'm extremely allergic to flying insects...One sting can send me to the hospital and keep me from breathing. Just be glad that you didn't have it so bad. :)