Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
Excellence 0
Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.
Jasper_fml 0
ew.
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Comments (71)
Spencer_fml 0
thats kinda hot, a soft belly is the bees knees, and he did squeeze it so he obviously liked it.
texmas 0
I concur whole-heartedly, #19/23. I have to work to stay thin, but it's worth it. Also, it's weird that his exact words would be from someone else's perspective. Or that the OP's too dumb to know how QUOTATIONS work.
bizzles 0
Ugh that was probably awkward lol.
soccergurl34928 0
hahaha. oh crap.
marsbar 0
haha guys calm down. this is my fmylife, i wrote it before i registered in this. sorry i dont meet all of your expert grammar & language expectations with the quotes? and hahhh i'm actually not fat soo all you chubby haters can just chilll out. most people have some rolls when they're sitting down. thanks for the entertainment though!
aj3411 0
then this is a really piss poor fml. cry more.
qwertyuiop8989 0
then why are you using your boyfriend making a comment about your rolls as an fml?
cvc7chris 0
time to hit the gym
stolen_sammich 0
if you're not overweight, and you acknowledge having folds is natural for "most people", then why does it suck that he told you that you had folds?
It_Doesnt_Matter 0
1. lose weight 2. learn how to use quotes.
marsbar 0
i just thought it was funny. aha i didnt though this website was full of critics myyy badd.