Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
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Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
Excellence 0
Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.
Jasper_fml 0
ew.
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Comments (71)
mich23 10
Well i agree with # 20 If your unhappy about your weight try and do something, or just get used to your body type
FrostyNorth 0
You're right, #20, I have no idea what it's like to be fat enough to trap someone's hand in a roll and I put in the necessary effort to make sure I never do. I'm not saying that overweight people are lazy or dumb, just that one should either accept their body or change it. No complaints, no excuses.
30days 0
Also, that shouldn't be in quotes, he definitely didn't say "his" he would say "my." I really don't care, this is just a dumb FML so there's really nothing else to say.
ToughLove 0
Guess how much no one wants to hear about how much it sucks to be fat?
wrestler_fml 0
He loves you for who you are! If he was mean about it, and didn't like you for who you are, it would be bad; and if you 100% couldn't prevent having fat "rolls" on your stomach, no matter how much you exercised/ate healthy, then it would be bad. But I'm getting the impression here that you're simply a whiner, who is only is overweight because of your laziness and lack of exercise/healthy eating habits...... and that your boyfriend is simply content with dating a cow. It's not HIS fault! Don't blame HIM if he told you the truth! What- do you want him to be suddenly magically blinded from the fact that your fat rolls exist? HAHAHAHA maybe you should do something about them? I did.
demonpossessed 0
be thankful you got a boyfriend with that lame body of yours
qwertyuiop8989 0
who's the ass that reported abuse on my comment? I see a lot more disrespectful/funnier comments than mine. whatever. You're fat. you have a boyfiend. lose weight if you're unhappy and quit bitching about it.
kandy_fml 0
This isn't a FML. He obviously doesn't care that much because he's still with you.
wtfdidido 0
HAhahahahahahahahahHAHAHAAHHA Your ROLL!!!!
lolol182 4
work out? YDI