Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
Excellence 0
Hey, he obviously still loves you for who you are. This is hardly a FML.
Jasper_fml 0
ew.
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Comments (71)
Ggirl02 0
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH Oh man - roll is a funny word
greedy_dead_soul 0
This isn't an FML. He obviously likes you for who you are.
iamsansname 0
This is messed up. I'm sorry. It's so easy for thin people to say get thin...and I mean it isn't even laziness in a lot of cases. I try to work out 5 days a week and I'm careful about what I eat and I'll never be thin. And it's so easy to say "or accept your body" when uh, your boyfriend comments on something you've been trying to accept. Although yeah, at least he likes you.
MJC84 0
Hey if you can't appreciate full blown, non-sugar coated honesty what can you appreciate?
sneakymonkey 0
How do his fingers get stuck under your roll going from his thigh to your chest , necessitating a "squeeze"? Idk if this is FML, but I'd dump that mofo
JuJuBean 0
He's a jerk for saying that. Just laugh it off, I assume he loves you the way you are if you were making out. :) Some guys just don't think before they speak. that's all.
Aquaslash 0
It's time to go to the gym!
Vehicle 1
Hey, At least he likes you for you?
meleecow 0
Jogging is good.
rockyjuan 0
I just threw up!!