Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
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Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
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SEXMUFFIN21 0
who watches a cell phone? you need to get laid
jennaleighhh 0
...watching a cellphone? if that isn't the weirdest hobby i've ever heard...
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24788 7
I sometimes try to read my friends messages because they get so paranoid about it.
HarleyQuinn10 0
WOW...what an ass. I woulda dumped him right there on the spot. If he has to remind himself to lie to you about going out on a Friday night, then he aint b/f material. He shouldnt have to lie to you in the first place. What a dumbass. And I believe this. For those who are saying that this is a lie...you guys are dumb. Why is it so hard to believe that something like this can happen to someone. Just cuz it doesnt happen to you, doesnt mean its a lie. And dudewithface....learn to spell. Its C-E-L-L phone
kathira120 3
Umm that seems reeallly fake. He wouldn't write that--guys aren't that stupid. DUH.
cmillertime7 0
If you have a decent phone (such as the iPhone) there is plenty to "watch" on it, those of you questioning watching his cell phone should understand it is completely usual because the technology has existed for some time now (don't keep up?). Also, some guys WOULD write something like that, it is absurd to think no guy would. But the case could be the girl is doing something wrong (such as being too clingy) and the guy feels he must lie to go out. So if this is the case, HE should dump HER.
MikesAgirl 0
he's an idiot. and who the hell spends their time watching a cell phone??? O_o
happygoluckyhh 0
Watching his cell phone? WTF? I get that you may have been on the internet or texting on it...but it was funny how you wrote it. It sounded like you were staring at his phone all day...lol...funny picture. At least he called you babe?
mickeyy368 0
awww thats not good. atleast you found out about it.. by watching his cell phone? hahah.
TommygetsCRUNK 0
you guys are stupid. they were watching the phone as it ******* went off, its not like they were "watching" it for fun, dip *****, f your life. times a million.
AkIsMe 0
Okay, I'm going to explain this to those of you who don't get the "Watch the phone" part. Those of you who get it, good job. On many phones you can now watch tv shows or news or stuff like that. You can also make vidoes on some phones. They might have been watching something like that when the message came up. BTW that guy is a retard if he has to set a REMINDER to lie to you.
FYL23 0
YOU BASTARD YOU DESERVE IT