Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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dailyprophet 0
aw! that's cute
megamouth2 1
lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!
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jchansfan 0
Am I the only one thinking its only cute because she's a girl. If it was a dude he'd be a loser geek to a lot of you, wouldn't he? Haha, i agree, I think its kinda cute too, but I just get the vibe people'd react differently to a dude posting this. Y'know? lol
ohheykiwi 2
That's so incredibly cute!
braziliangirl777 0
That's cute xD
Peroxide 3
Is that you Stewie???
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Emmm, no, I have no idea what you're talking about lol. Unless you're talking about family guy. Then yes!
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Good question, I'm scottish but don't live there anymore, and there is chocolate milk up there and chocolate milk down in england too :) But powder in the milk i.e Nesquik, is more popular I think.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Answer for the chocolate milk question btw. I could do with some. ^
DirtyDiana_fml 0
Lmao that's awkward.
Jimboom 12
Strewth. YDI Ya Flaming galah!
epicsauceee 0
home and away <3
aussieoioioi 0
this is a response to 62... my reply button wasnt working :) Anyways, If that was meant to be aussie, you suck and thats racist. I have never heard anyone in australia say "flaming galah" And the only person that said crikey was steve irwin. oh and as an aussie, YDI for trying to do our accent... No one can do a good aussie accent :P
Jimboom 12
STFU. Thats not being racist. And if nobody says it then why the hell do you care? Get that didgeridoo out your ass But I have to agree with you. Nobody does a good Aussie accent. Just like nobody does a good South African accent. ;)
Witchcraft_fml 5
Technically it wouldn't be racist no matter what, since Australia is a country and not a race.
Kgirl2cute 6
Technically 73, while not racist initially, you wrecked it with the extremely racist digeridoo remark
epicsauceee 0
that line is actually from a very long running Australian show
qw1234 0
god bless you