Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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dailyprophet 0
aw! that's cute
megamouth2 1
lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!
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Comments (110)
robert000ooo 0
YDI, try a real means of communication, bitch.
Towelie_31 0
How can u help but like a girl who does that? OP that's awsom, **** the haters.
Towelie_31 0
How can u help but like a girl who does that? OP let me know if you need any guests on ur show
Towelie_31 0
How can u help but like a girl who does that? OP ur ****** awsom
ladiesman14 0
i think im going to outback steakhouse to ask them what this fml means. cause i dont get it.
heartofglass 0
You know they serve American cuisine, right? The only thing "Australian" about that place is the decor.
Ninjaface 0
YDI for filesharing. Once you find out, you're going to sue your arse for copyright infringement.
Subjectzero 0
if he's worth it he will laugh it off, call it cute and move on.
otakuzakku 0
as an australian, YDI.
Ranajet 0
Ninjaface- You idiot, the file most obviously belonged to the person who shared it. Get your facts straight. And as another Australian, I agree, you deserved it.
braziliangirl777 0
Ninjaface was clearly trying to be funny. He said once she found out she was sharing her own file she'd sue herself, get it? Get it??
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
YDI for thinking it's amusing to fake an accent. This is NEVER cute, EVER. I don't care if you're pulling a Life of Pi in the middle of the ocean-- just don't do it.