Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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dailyprophet 0
aw! that's cute
megamouth2 1
lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!
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SaphireScorpion 0
Damage control for that is not hard. If you're that embarrassed, just tell him "oops, just sent you some dumb thing my little sis/cousin/whoever recorded on my computer one day. Here's the real song." If you've got no one to blame it on, tell him you recorded it years ago for a group presentation in drama class or something. Not hard.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
In these situations I freeze and sorta go ooops, and I dont know what to do lol. In hindsight, that's a good idea, but I couldn't think of an excuse lol :(
ogloc 0
That's hilarious. I would love it if my gf did that.
Jackminardi 0
ydi for having a microphone
Ilovelife07 0
I think its both funny and sad that people need to put things like "it wasnt until i had shared and completely transferred it" just so people on here wont freak out and rip apart every fml. "zomg why didnt you just hit cancel????"
americayay 0
It's the Big Texas Butters Show!
Cant_Touch_This_ 0
ULTIMATE WIN! LMFAO!
americayay 0
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Veritas143 0
Random Question: Do you guys have Chocolate Milk over there? I visited Ireland a couple months ago and didn't see a single bottle of Chocolate Milk..I even asked for some at a restaraunt and they put cocoa power in milk..which was gross because it doesnt disolve at all.. anyone just wondering if the rest of the UK had it or I just got really unlucky in Ireland.
RockieGirl 0
O: OFCOURSEWEDO!! oh chocolate milk, my one true love...(L) P.S OP THIS IS THE MOST EPIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD AND I MAY BE IN LOVE WITH YOU. YES, YOU HAVE TURNED ME LESBIAN, FOR YOU. BE HAPPY. this sounds exactly like the stupid dorky things that happen to me. damnit. one day i swear i'll be so much cooler (H) i'm in bed ill and this made my day, yay!
Veritas143 0
Thank goodness! I wasn't sure if i would have to bring a bottle of hershey's syrup the next time I visited! :)
americayay 0
agreed. everyone on here is so bitchy half the time.
americayay 0
That was in response to number 16.
DoomJeff91 2
This is a response to number 22.
LeoV_fml 0
Ydi for being alive
mcxhunni 0
dude your so funny! never heard THAT one before!
hk_fml 9
Awww xD that is actually really cute I hope he thought so too!