Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, I asked my crush what music he was into, misheard his answer because of background noise, so I spent 5 minutes enthusiastically talking about a band he'd never heard of, thinking we were bonding. When he finally stopped me and clarified, I laughed too loudly out of shame, then knocked over my drink. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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dailyprophet 0
aw! that's cute
megamouth2 1
lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!
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Comments (110)
CJ090 0
Holy potatoes ppl really make their own radio shows oh wow I know what I'm doing on my lunch break 2day lolz
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Learning to spell?
sammy6597 0
I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN I READ THAT :)
sc27 0
LOLOLOL Actually belongs on MLIA but still... LOL
Witchcraft_fml 5
I only have one thing to say to you, OP... ...You sound awesome. That is all. Good day to you.
JanisEvans 10
I think this is extremely cute. Good'ay! ;)
Allymeme 3
ydi for not paying attention... on the other hand, it might make a cute story someday. I don't really see this as a FML.
silly_kate 0
did you succeed in our accent? i give you more points if you did :) anyways, not an FML. he probably thinks you're cute and so does everyone else.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
He's sorta avoided me since, he doesn't think it's cute :/ I'm glad others do though =) Which is why I submitted it in the first place :) And I think I did succeed in the accent lol =]
Witchcraft_fml 5
How can he not think that's cute? :/ It's adorable. :] He has no sense of humour.
Searlo_50 0
I find it funny that nearly every aussie here has mentioned that everybody who attempts an aussie accent fails. agree 100%, just dont bother trying. Its not about havin a sense of humour, i just imagine hearing it and it would definately be awful to listen to..
twirlpops 0
I am so glad that I'm not the only person who has done that. A friend and I recorded a show, we even wrote scripts for it.
MissBrasil09 0
Haha! I'm sure he will find it funny! If he doesn't he has nooo sense of humour at all!