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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00

Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML

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By m0r0n - 20/10/2020 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, like most days, I awoke from a dream where my hair was long again. This time, it was in the way while I was trying to drink water from a fountain. I lost my hair from chemo; it's slowly growing back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By Hairless freak - 23/09/2012 08:14 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 06:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at the hairdresser's, I fell asleep while my hair was being washed. My barber had to shake me awake. FML

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schwancy 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:39

Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.

kbourco 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:15

Oh gosh lol, thats terrible

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kbourco 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:15

Oh gosh lol, thats terrible

I_R_Genius 3

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:57

Hey what can I sat. no guy likes it hairy.

I_R_Genius 3

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:58

say* ,*

afdude87 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 11:07

for a genius you sure correct yourself a lot

vivienmleigh 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:58

^WIN

JaydnGage 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:03

If it was your dream this shouldn't be an FML.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:15

She dreamt that she cut her hair. She woke up to find she really did cut her hair. Yes, this is an FML.

Withired_Away 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:26

30, you have no shirt:O

linarahmany 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:19

Atleast now we now dreams do come true:D

bummervacation 10

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:21

Hairy situation, eh?

Dr_Awesome654 24

Monday 7 March 2016 5:22

Well no, it isn't hairy...

nicesprites 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:22

that sucks but you can try out some crazy new hairstyles right?

Pisces86 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:24

So how exactly did you do this while you were asleep

Tikwichka 5

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:31

Probably using scissors...

lovexbox 8

Thursday 27 January 2011 10:09

How would she know? She was sleeping lol

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:28

I sleep walk, so I feel your pain. ]:

Pinkanani 12

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:38

I would cry! I'm sorry OP. I hope you didn't cut it too short.

schwancy 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:39

Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.

TheAftermath 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:42

Friend: Hey, why do you have a huge bald spot on your head? You: Oh this? It wasn't anything big. I had a dream about cutting my own hair and it somehow came true. Friend: ...Oh, that's..nice?