Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the...

By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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Real dream

By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00

Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML

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Cancer sucks

By m0r0n - 20/10/2020 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, like most days, I awoke from a dream where my hair was long again. This time, it was in the way while I was trying to drink water from a fountain. I lost my hair from chemo; it's slowly growing back. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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Hairy situation

By Bleh - 12/11/2022 18:00

Today, I woke up with a mouthful of cat hair. I don't have any recollection of how this could've happened. My most plausible idea is that my cat shoved his face in my mouth while I was asleep. But how did I not wake up from that? Maybe when I'm done pulling all the hairs out of my mouth, I can think about it. FML

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By mushroomtop - 23/09/2017 23:15

Today, I woke up extremely hung over on a friend's couch after a night of heavy drinking and partying. To my horror, I discovered that, in my drunken state, I'd allowed said friend's six-year-old daughter to trim my hair. I now have a bowl cut. FML

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Freaky

By Marie - 20/01/2021 05:01

Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 04:00

Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML

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schwancy 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:39

Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.

kbourco 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:15

Oh gosh lol, thats terrible

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kbourco 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:15

Oh gosh lol, thats terrible

I_R_Genius 3

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:57

Hey what can I sat. no guy likes it hairy.

I_R_Genius 3

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:58

say* ,*

afdude87 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 11:07

for a genius you sure correct yourself a lot

vivienmleigh 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:58

^WIN

JaydnGage 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 14:03

If it was your dream this shouldn't be an FML.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:15

She dreamt that she cut her hair. She woke up to find she really did cut her hair. Yes, this is an FML.

Withired_Away 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:26

30, you have no shirt:O

linarahmany 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 19:19

Atleast now we now dreams do come true:D

bummervacation 10

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:21

Hairy situation, eh?

Dr_Awesome654 24

Monday 7 March 2016 5:22

Well no, it isn't hairy...

nicesprites 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:22

that sucks but you can try out some crazy new hairstyles right?

Pisces86 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:24

So how exactly did you do this while you were asleep

Tikwichka 5

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:31

Probably using scissors...

lovexbox 8

Thursday 27 January 2011 10:09

How would she know? She was sleeping lol

Acousticpixie14 6

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:28

I sleep walk, so I feel your pain. ]:

Pinkanani 12

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:38

I would cry! I'm sorry OP. I hope you didn't cut it too short.

schwancy 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:39

Ooo! Dream about winning the lottery next.

TheAftermath 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:42

Friend: Hey, why do you have a huge bald spot on your head? You: Oh this? It wasn't anything big. I had a dream about cutting my own hair and it somehow came true. Friend: ...Oh, that's..nice?