Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML
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Eahae3
| 12
Yikes that's a hairy mess!
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efettes
| 19
#1 was pretty close, but used mess instead of situation.
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efettes
| 19
Gah! That was supposed to go to #3 :(
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kyu_Q
| 19
You should recommend that Chewbacca start waxing
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mn_shr
| 22
Horrible mental image there
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SoliDSt33L
| 33
That's a hairy situ- *slap* NO! Leave! These types of comments don't belong here.
I'm just waiting for someone to say it.
I'm just waiting for someone to say it.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
That's sounds like a hairy situation!
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RedX1000FML
| 11
#20 You dun fucked up.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Ill slither back to my hole
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MidnaLink
| 32
Don't pick on the poor boy! He's new to our ever growing tribe and knows nothing of our laws and customs.
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extrasnipes
| 22
did you give him a free wax? so it doesnt happen again.
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AshaaFerreira
| 22
Forget the noises I would have probably barfed all over him...... Gross
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perdix
| 29
I guess wtih all that Jack Links money and getting messed with, Sasquatch has the stress and the wealth to get massages,
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codlover23
| 6
The picture in my head I created is very disturbing to me....
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Kataclysm97
| 32
Is your new client by any chance Saskwatch?
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RedX1000FML
| 11
Sasquatch*
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
I believe his name is Sass K. Watts
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Kataclysm97
| 32
Oh, oops! Thanks for the correction :)
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fucMyLifeSoHard
| 18
66- Why did I laugh so damn much?
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DocBastard
| 38
Beard - sexy
Moustache - creepy
Chest hair - manly
Back hair - The most disgusting thing ever ew ew ew ew ew ew
Moustache - creepy
Chest hair - manly
Back hair - The most disgusting thing ever ew ew ew ew ew ew
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nemeteer
| 4
Most accurate thing I've read today
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RedPillSucks
| 31
You gotta shave your back hair first Noor.
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Merylwen
| 24
I really don't understand that. I mean, I don't find thick "back fur" attractive, but it's not like one chooses to have hair or not. Yes, he could wax it, but why should he? It's not like it's unnatural. Plus, how is it disgusting? It's hair, not dirt. People all have different looking bodies, I can't see the use for bullying everyone to fit a certain standard.
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LowExpectations
| 30
My hair grows unevenly on my face and torso, much to my disappointment. And yet down south of my waist I'm like a damn ape! So I have to agree with #72, we don't get to choose our hair patterns. Can't blame a poor guy for body fuzz some may or may not agree with.
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miketheginger
| 2
I think that man needs a waxing
Moustache - creepy
Chest hair - manly
Back hair - The most disgusting thing ever ew ew ew ew ew ew