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By LittleGina - 04/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Benson

Today, a woman was standing in front of me in line. There was a strand of hair on her back, so to be nice, I pulled it off her. It was still attached to her head. FML

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You deserved it 7 797

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 446

You deserved it 3 002

By Anonymous - 08/03/2010 00:44 - Australia

Today, I was listening to a client's heartbeat with a stethoscope, when I noticed one of my hairs had fallen on her chest. I tried to brush it off, but it didn't move, so I went to pick it up with my fingers. That's when I found it it wasn't my hair, it was hers... and it was still attached. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 217

You deserved it 5 998

By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 371

You deserved it 3 805

By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 206

You deserved it 3 778

By therundown - 20/07/2011 13:38 - United States

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 621

You deserved it 3 982

By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 722

You deserved it 3 546

By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 677

You deserved it 48 411

By ForeverEmbarrassed - 13/08/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 674

You deserved it 4 373

Social cues

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 746

You deserved it 299

By Mars - 29/04/2009 09:40 - United States

Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 014

You deserved it 5 024

WCARlover 34

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:08

Yeah as a general rule of thumb you shouldn't touch anything on a stranger

Reasonable_one 12

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:34

Keep your hands to yourself.

Comments

WCARlover 34

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:08

Yeah as a general rule of thumb you shouldn't touch anything on a stranger

Googolman 29

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:10

I'm sure random strangers could do without your "kindness". Try to mind your own business.

WinPoe 3

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:33

Unless it's a bug or something socially humiliating (zipper down) don't mention it to someone you don't know. Or better yet you could have just told her and asked if she would like you to remove it.

Reasonable_one 12

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:34

Keep your hands to yourself.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 4 February 2017 20:39

Don't give me no lines and...

lisa_joy 3

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:54

how about don't ******* touch strangers. I don't care if you're trying to be nice, most people probably don't want it

lisa_joy 3

Saturday 4 February 2017 18:54

how about don't ******* touch strangers. I don't care if you're trying to be nice, most people probably don't want it

Athabaska 10

Saturday 4 February 2017 19:09

I'm not sure why this is so hard for people to figure out, but don't touch other people! YDI

Talis99 26

Saturday 4 February 2017 19:31

Why are there so many people apparently not taught to (or not smart enough to think you shouldn't) not touch others without their permission?

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 February 2017 22:13

You deserved whatever reaction the women had. Don't invade people's personal space. The correct thing to do would have been to inform her that she has some loose hair or just say nothing at all